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Nothing can stop the Hashing Hard Core!
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T'was the screwing that was the best!
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At the old hash game!
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A down-down away!
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Let me drink my beer in peace!
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(Down-down! Down-down! Down-down!)
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\'\'PPI, NCH3\'\'
(To the tune of \'\'Let\'s Hang On\'\' by Franki Valli and the Four Seasons)

Just hang on,
To what you\'ve got.
Goodness knows,
You ain\'t got a lot.
Got an awful tiny penis.
Hang on! Hang on! Hang on!
To what you\'ve got.
(Down-down! Down-down! Down-down!)
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BadJust Hang On (3/08)
Bad Down-Down (November, 2007) (11/07)
If You Want to be Happy
Footprints on Your Scrotum
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A Larrikin's Christmas Carol - 2006
Songs in development - add a verse
Link to Article 1
Curses, cheers, and prayers
The Druid's Curse
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\'\'BedPost\'\'
(To the tune of \'\'When Irish Eyes Are Smiling\'\')

When Irish Cream is hashing,
Her eyes light up with glee.
When she spies a copper penny,
She\'ll use it toward next week\'s fee.

When Irish Cream is hashing,
Sure it\'s like recyclin\'.
In the fill of Irish\' bucket,
You can hear the cans clinkin\'.

When Irish Cream was hashing,
Her heart went on the blink.
So she walked the eagle trails,
Her spirit could not be beat.

When doctors couldn\'t fix her,
Cream was heard to yell,
\"I\'ll jump start my own bloody heart,
For I can\'t take comin\' DFL!\"

When Iris Cream is haring,
Sure the checks are quite a pain.
In the lilt of Irish laughter,
You can see confusion reign.

When Irish\' heart is happy,
Elmer Thudd has lost his way.
And when Irish eyes are smiling,
Sure she\'s led the pack astray!

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Irish Cream's 1000th Run Song
Weed Whacker's Birthday Song
Vincent van Goat Fucker
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PPI, NCH3
Surf Cityby City by Jan and Dean)
He's got a two-inch pecker,
Yet he calls it a woody.
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If You Want to be Happy
Footprints on Your Scrotum
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If You Want to be Happy
Footprints on Your Scrotum
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\'\'PPI, NCH3\'\'
(To the tune of \'\'Surf City\'\'by Jan and Dean)

He\'s got a two-inch pecker,
Yet he calls it a woody.

Bad down-down, here we come!

It\'s hormonally deficient,
It\'s much smaller than it should be.

Bad down-down, here we come!

It flutters like a feather when the breezes blow,
And if he stuck it in a harriette, she\'d never know.

[Chorus}
Well, he got a bad down-down,
As you all can see.
Yeah, he got a bad down-down,
\'Cause you called on me.
Well, he got a bad down-down,
As you all can see.
Yeah, he got a bad down-down,
\'Cause you called on me.
Let me drink my beer in peace!
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Bad Down-Down
If You Want to be Happy
Footprints on Your Scrotum
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Link to Article 1
Link to Article 2
Curses, cheers, and prayers
The Druid's Curse
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\'\'Big Banana\'\'
(Sung to the tune of \"The U.S. Air Force\")

Off we go into the deep wet shiggy,
Running hard looking for trail.
Harriettes ready to show their titties,
At \'em boys, give \'er the nail!
Looking good, as we chat up the Betties,
Always tring to score!
We drink, we fuck, we push our luck. Hey!
Nothing can stop the Hashing Hard Core!
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\'\'Kitty-Kitty\'\'
(Sung to the tune of \"The Ball at Inverness\")

Four and twenty virgins,
Came down from Inverness,
And when the ball was over,
There were four and twenty less.

Chorus:
Singing balls to your partner,
Ass against the wall,
If you can\'t get screwed on Saturday night,
You can\'t get screwed at all!

There was screwing in the garden.
There was screwing in the grass.
And all you could see,
Were waves of undulating ass.

Psycho he was there,
His prick was long and high,
But when he had done her but once,
His equipment had run dry!

Mistress Twat she was there,
She had the crowd in fits,
Jumping off the table,
And landing on her tits!

There was screwing in the hallways,
There was screwing in the ricks,
You couldn\'t hear the music,
For the swishing of the pricks.

Irish Cream she was there,
Dressed in a long white shroud,
Swinging on the chandalier,
And pissing on the crowd!

Mine\'s a Mini was there,
His wasn\'t very great,
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\'\'Irish Cream\'\'

Away down yonder,
Not so far off,
A hasher died,
Of the whooping cough.

He whooped so hard,
Of the whooping cough,
That he whooped his head,
And his ass right off!
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