Vincent Van Goat Fucker
Drag Along Date
(Sung to the tune of "These Are A Few of My Favorite Things")

Vincent Van Goat Fucker went to the barn yard
Looking for something that might make his dick hard.
Searching for cloven-hooved pussy, he sings,
"Fucking a goat is my favorite thing!"
He's had cows and he's had horses
Not the best he's had.
But talk to him after he's just fucked a goat
And he'll tell you it's not ba-a-a-a-a-d!

(Background information: Vincent (a painter) almost never hashes with
us anymore, but was named right after some harriettes came home from a girls' trip and told us someone needed to be named
Goat Fucker.)

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