The Girl From La Jolla Shores
(A variant of "The Girl from Singapore", but with sufficient original verses to warrant a mention here)
This is one of the funniest hash songs ever and great to get the pack involved as they join in singing the "Bum-Titty-Bum" part while at the same time touching the their ass on "Bum" and their chest on "Titty". The tune is probably unique to the song so needs to be taught by someone who already knows it. You can mix verses as you see fit or even make your own, but the funniest ones are best kept until the end of your song.

Oh she went for a ride on a motorcycle,
But the skunk from her cunt broke the chain off the cycle.

Chorus:
She's a dirty mother fucker, she's a rotten whore,
She's the girl from La Jolla Shores
And the Hashers Siiiing (gesture for pack to sing and do movements)
Bum titty bum titty -- bum titty bum titty - bum titty bum titty - bum titty bum.
She's a dirty mother fucker, she's a rotten whore,
She's the girl from La Jolla Shores.

Oh she went to the doctor just to get the pill,
But the skunk from her cunt made the doctor ill.
CHORUS

Oh she went to Carmel Valley on a medical trip,
But the skunk from her cunt just continued to drip.
CHORUS

Oh she was out herding cattle with a yeast infection,
But the skunk from her cunt made them change direction.
CHORUS

Oh she went to the yard to play some fetch,
But the skunk from her cunt made the dog retch.
CHORUS

Oh she went to the seashore just to lay on the beach,
But the skunk from her cunt made the locals reach.
CHORUS

Oh she went to the well, just to make a wish,
But the skunk from her cunt killed off all the fish.
CHORUS

Oh she went to the alley just to have a shag,
But the skunk from her cunt made the maggots gag.
CHORUS

Oh she went to the dance just to shake her hips,
But the skunk from her cunt made the records skip.
CHORUS

Oh she went to the church just to pray for the people,
But the skunk from her cunt broke the cross off the steeple.
CHORUS

Hashing related verses:
Oh she laid a Wednesday trail just for a caper,
Using skunk from her cunt instead of toilet paper.
CHORUS

Oh she laid it round the block late one afternoon,
But the skunk from her cunt knocked the man off the moon.
CHORUS

Oh she took a short cut just to get back quicker,
But the skunk from her cunt made the shiggy thicker.
CHORUS

Oh she led them down a cliff just to see their reaction,
But the skunk from her cunt made them lose their traction.
CHORUS

Oh they made her sing a song at the end of the day,
But the skunk from her cunt drove the pack away.
CHORUS

Oh at last she was leaving and we gave her a mug,
But the skunk from her cunt was enough to fill a jug.
CHORUS

and so on...

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