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The Druid's Curse
(Attributed to the La Mesa Model Railroad Club, circa 1970)

May the bleeding piles assail you,
From your head down to your feet.
May crabs the size of LOBSTERS,
Crawl on your balls and eat.
And when you're old and withered,
And a syphilitic wreck,
May you fall down your own asshole,
And break your friggin neck.