Irish Cream's 1000th Run Song
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(To the tune of When Irish Eyes Are Smiling)
When Irish Cream is hashing,
Her eyes light up with glee.
When she spies a copper penny,
She'll use it toward next week's fee.
When Irish Cream is hashing,
Sure it's like recyclin'.
In the fill of Irish' bucket,
You can hear the cans clinkin'.
When Irish Cream was hashing,
Her heart went on the blink.
So she walked the eagle trails,
Her spirit could not be beat.
When doctors couldn't fix her,
Cream was heard to yell,
"I'll jump start my own bloody heart,
For I can't take comin' DFL!"
When Iris Cream is haring,
Sure the checks are quite a pain.
In the lilt of Irish laughter,
You can see confusion reign.
When Irish' heart is happy,
Elmer Thudd has lost his way.
And when Irish eyes are smiling,
Sure she's led the pack astray!
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