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Berserk Hash Harriettes
(To the tune of Pollution by Tom Lehrer)
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If you go to Berserk with North County,
Harriettes will show you their bounty,
Luscious breasts smeared with sunscreen goo,
But if there is something they want,
That something ain't you!

Nude harriettes!
Nude harriettes!
They're enough to make a man shake.
But like jewels in a museum case,
You can look but you cannot take.